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Chit House San Marcos Coming June 2022

Have you ever wanted to walk into a business establishment, be rude as fuck, order your food and walk out of the door with a smile on your face?

Well Now You Can Inside Chit House San Marcos Coming in June 2022!

Chit House located at 208 N LBJ Dr, San Marcos, TX is set to open in June 2022 and is slated to provide the most upfront, obnoxious, profanity laced food serving, take out, dining experience anywhere in the world. When you seach Google for restaurants near me, we've got you covered. The Chit House food menu will include premium hotdog and hamburger meats from some of the best farm to table suppliers in the U.S., as well as highlight the rudest servers and staff in the world.

When Chit House Opens Texas Will Never Be The Same!

Chit House encourages all of its patron to give it's staff a healthy dose of grief and raw insults during the ordering process, while at the same time reminding both staff and patrons that all language used inside of the establishment is for entertainment purposes only and is strictly meant as a way for everyone enjoying the Chit House environment to relax and enjoy themselves in a non politically correct, cancel culture(less) environment.

Chit House is an adult themed restaurant and we encourage everyone who visits Chit House to be mature, non agressive and take all language used inside the establishment with a grain of salt. Remember this is all "unclean" fun.

Chit House staff will not use racially charged language!

Chit House will cater to the very large population of nearly 38,000 graduate and undergraduate students located at Texas State University San Marcos #txst, as well as the adult populations located in the Cities of San Marcos, Austin, San Antonio and the State of Texas. Chit House San Marcos seeks to become a tourist attraction for visitors from wider Texas, the neighboring States of New Mexico, Louisana, Oklahoma, Arkansas as well as the United States.

Chit House San Marcos encoruages international vistors to stop in.

Chit House San Marcos is destined to become the most fun-filled, foul mouthed, obnoxious, in your face restaurant dining location in Central Texas, we encourage you to become a part of the fun, visit Chit House this coming June 2022 to experience the talk of Texas!

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